Category Archives: Bonds, Barry

Pay Barry (Or Don’t)

My name is Barry Lamar Bonds. I am the all-time home run hitter in Major League Baseball, and hold the single season record for most HRs. At the age of 42, I hit 28 home runs in only 477 plate appearances, and reached base 48% of the time. I still want to play baseball. And [...]
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Book Club: The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand

While I’ve been serving my one-year suspension for steroid use … uuhhh, while I’ve been rehabbing my knee, I’ve found myself with a lot of time to indulge in deep thinking. Though I’ve been able to absorb many of the lessons of the literary classics simply by intuiting them from the arc of my powerful [...]
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I Kneed You Around

Hello Fans, This is the fluid from Barry Bonds’ knee. Since Barry’s spending so much time in rehab, and spending all his non-rehab time with his wife and kids (and his lawyers, who’ve been a great help), he hasn’t gotten a chance to give me access to his website log. Thankfully, the BBTN folks were [...]
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