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- Dear Bruce Bochy: squeezing with your 3rd place hitter is asking for dumb inning-killing shit to happen. #andguesswhat 2010-06-10
- Of course Ned Coletti put Matt Kemp on blast for the Dodgers' pitching woes; guess the Padilla & pen rant'll happen when the offense craters 2010-04-28
- Wonder how many Celtics fans are going to be rooting for the Nets and a BOS loss tonight. 2010-04-14
- Indecisive pick-happy QB is a grandfather = NOT NEWSWORTHY IN THE SLIGHTEST (unlike this tweet) 2010-04-06
- Matt Leinart vs Derek Anderson -- makes the Orton / Grossman competition look like D-Day. Congrats, Larry Fitzgerald! 2010-03-17
- Dear sports nerds: if you can obsess over that idiotic Chip Caray fisting nonsense, you'd better give it up for @wzzntzz & "apple bag" 2010-03-16
- The last tweet was directed to all none of the pro writers following this account, BTW. Spread the word! 2010-03-08
- A little too much emphasis on the scores & outcomes of Spring Training games, pro Twits. Unless ST W-L determines WS home field, plz stop. 2010-03-08
- I would kill for a Celtics audio feed that just bleeped out Heinsohn whenever he started in on the refs. 2010-03-04
- BASEBALL 2010-03-03
- BASEBALL!!! 2010-03-02
- @Cave17Matt @jonesontthenba still waiting for Bobby Simmons, BTW in reply to Cave17Matt 2010-02-26
- Cosigning the entire stream of tweets @JonesOnTheNBA offered up re: Simmons & his "voice of the fan" steez #immolateyrself 2010-02-26
- If you let Anderson Varejao beat you, then you deserve to get beat. 2010-02-26
- Could someone please tell the Spurs announcers to act like they've won a game and/or championship before & maybe feign some objectivity? 2010-02-25
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